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Confessions of the Magnet Lady
Monday, 25 April 2005
The Wind, The Hillbillies and the Lack of Teeth!
Okay, we'll go in order here:

1)The Wind----Friday my friend and I set up our tents at our show (after driving 5 hours). We have "Easy-up" tents. HA! There should be a warning label on there---"Easy-up...unless there are 40mph wind gusts"
It normally takes 30 minutes to set up, stake, and put the sides on the tents. 5 hours Friday. FIVE HOURS!!! I have some awesome weights Mr. Magnet made me. They weigh about 180 lbs all together. They were hooked to our tents....wind....picks.....up......tent....with......
weights....attached. We fought the wind all weekend. Cold wind, hard wind. I wore flip-flops and capri's all weekend. Oh The Wind.

2)The Hillbillies----We were in the middle of the state of Arkansas. I've heard all the "ain't no's", "yor shore", and "tanks" I can stand. I need to hear ENGLISH people! I'd also like to know...Does anyone in that state own a mirror AND do they even look at themselves before leaving their home???? The Dirty cloths, that I'm positive would stand up by themselves when taken off, the mall bangs that withstood the wind, and OH the mullets! Oh The Hillbillies.

3)The Lack of Teeth----This probably doesn't need any explanation...but too bad, here it comes. How can some one stand to have teeth that are so dirty, they are orange. ICK! Not only were they orange, they were almost completely rotted up to their gums. I'm not talking about one or two people who have crappy jobs with no insurance and can't afford it, I'm talking 9 out of 10 people. Everytime one would come to my table I'd think to myself "They must have left their good teeth at home". Oh The Lack of Teeth.


All in all, I had a good show. I'm pooped, I'm wind burnt, and my feet are still cold....but....I'm out of the wind, I'm back in Oklahoma, and I have full-size, clean, white teeth. Life is good!

Posted by magnetladyok at 6:58 PM EDT

Tuesday, 26 April 2005 - 10:51 AM EDT

Name: Diva
Home Page: http://redneckdiva.blogspot.com

Oh the laughing! Isn't Arkansas wonderful? Makes you glad to be an Okie, eh?

Wednesday, 27 April 2005 - 11:10 AM EDT

Name: Diva

ROFL

Have you read FileGirl?? She was in AR last weekend and she didn't wear her fake tooth!!! Sure she didn't stop by your booth? I SLAY me!!

Friday, 29 April 2005 - 5:15 PM EDT

Name: okddaylittlec

Hey Magnet Lady!
Chaddy and I camp in NW Arkansas a lot. I, too, have noticed that the mullett is the haircut of choice. I heard that the state legislature is considering a bill that would make the mullett the official haircut of the state of Arkansas. You should go to the Wal-Mart Hell in Siloam Springs sometime. You can see every variation of the mullett...the skullett, the pediatric mullett, the geriatric mullett, and the oh so elusive female mullett.

Friday, 29 April 2005 - 5:15 PM EDT

Name: okddaylittlec

Hey Magnet Lady!
Chaddy and I camp in NW Arkansas a lot. I, too, have noticed that the mullett is the haircut of choice. I heard that the state legislature is considering a bill that would make the mullett the official haircut of the state of Arkansas. You should go to the Wal-Mart Hell in Siloam Springs sometime. You can see every variation of the mullett...the skullett, the pediatric mullett, the geriatric mullett, and the oh so elusive female mullett.

Friday, 29 April 2005 - 5:16 PM EDT

Name: okddaylittlec

okay, I don't really know why my comment posted twice. Double the fun, I guess.

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