Okay, we'll go in order here:
1)The Wind----Friday my friend and I set up our tents at our show (after driving 5 hours). We have "Easy-up" tents. HA! There should be a warning label on there---"Easy-up...unless there are 40mph wind gusts"
It normally takes 30 minutes to set up, stake, and put the sides on the tents. 5 hours Friday. FIVE HOURS!!! I have some awesome weights Mr. Magnet made me. They weigh about 180 lbs all together. They were hooked to our tents....wind....picks.....up......tent....with......
weights....attached. We fought the wind all weekend. Cold wind, hard wind. I wore flip-flops and capri's all weekend. Oh The Wind.
2)The Hillbillies----We were in the middle of the state of Arkansas. I've heard all the "ain't no's", "yor shore", and "tanks" I can stand. I need to hear ENGLISH people! I'd also like to know...Does anyone in that state own a mirror AND do they even look at themselves before leaving their home???? The Dirty cloths, that I'm positive would stand up by themselves when taken off, the mall bangs that withstood the wind, and OH the mullets! Oh The Hillbillies.
3)The Lack of Teeth----This probably doesn't need any explanation...but too bad, here it comes. How can some one stand to have teeth that are so dirty, they are orange. ICK! Not only were they orange, they were almost completely rotted up to their gums. I'm not talking about one or two people who have crappy jobs with no insurance and can't afford it, I'm talking 9 out of 10 people. Everytime one would come to my table I'd think to myself "They must have left their good teeth at home". Oh The Lack of Teeth.
All in all, I had a good show. I'm pooped, I'm wind burnt, and my feet are still cold....but....I'm out of the wind, I'm back in Oklahoma, and I have full-size, clean, white teeth. Life is good!