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Friday, 20 May 2005
getting ready for the teen years
Now Playing: my children fighting on the first day of summer!
I found this in a magazine and thought it would help us all prepare for the teen years that are right around the corner!

25 WAYS TO DRIVE YOUR TEEN CRAZY!

1. SAY, "YOU WILL THANK ME LATER FOR THIS."

2. DROP YOUR TEENAGERS OFF WHERE THEIR FRIENDS CAN SEE YOU.

3. RUFFLE THEIR HAIR WHILE YOU'RE WAITING TO BUY TICKETS IN THE MOVIE LINE.

4. SPIT ON A TISSUE AND RUB CHOCOLATE OFF THEIR CHINS WHEN YOU'RE OUT TOGETHER IN PUBLIC.

5. WEAR AN ANKLE BRACELET.

6. DEMONSTRATE YOUR FAVORITE MOVES FROM WHEN YOU WERE A HIGH-SCHOOL CHEERLEADER WHEN THEY HAVE FRIENDS OVER.

7. ASK THEM IF THEY NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE THEY LEAVE THE HOUSE.

8. HINT THAT YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE ARE STILL HAVING SEX.

9. DANCE ALONE AT ANY FUNCTION WHERE THEY CAN SEE YOU.

10.TELL YOUR BEST FRIEND SOMETHING THEY TOLD YOU IN CONFIDENCE.

11. SAY, "BUT WHAT WILL THE NEIGHBORS THINK?"

12. SAY TO ONE OF THEIR FRIENDS, "MY, HOW YOU'VE GROWN"

13. ASK, "WHY DOES BRITNEY SPEARS HAVE TO DRESS LIKE THAT?"

14. FIND YOUR OLD GUITAR AND SING "KUMBAYA" AND "THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND" IN FRONT OF THIER FRIENDS.

15. DRIVE UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT.

16. DRIVE OVER THE SPEED LIMIT.

17. DRIVE AT THE SPEED LIMIT.

18. INTERRUPT WHEN THEY'RE TALKING TO CORRECT THEIR GRAMMAR.

19. KEEP SAYING "COOL" IN AN EFFORT TO BE COOL.

20. HAVE EXTREME RIGHT-WING POLITICAL VIEWS.

21. HAVE EXTREME LEFT-WING POLITICAL VIEWS.

22. HAVE NO POLITICAL VIEWS WHATSOEVER.

23. HAVE ANY POLITICAL VIEWS AT ALL.

24. WAIT UP FOR THEM.

25. DON'T WAIT UP FOR THEM.


I have to clean house today. My In-laws will be here tonight. right now i'm going to go try some of the above on my kids! I LOVE SUMMER TIME TORTURE!!!!

Posted by magnetladyok at 10:18 AM EDT

Friday, 20 May 2005 - 6:12 PM EDT

Name: Diva
Home Page: http://redneckdiva.blogspot.com

"Wear an ankle bracelet?" How will this drive them insane? I really wanna know! I still wear one, dammit! And not only do I say "cool" but I also say "dude", "awesome", "totally" and put "so" in front of everything. "Like that is SO totally awesomely cool, dude!" Yep, that's how I'm going to drive my kids insane - probably before they are teenagers.

Glad to see you blog again! Have missed reading you! And talking to you!!!! Wanna get together and grill? I'm SO totally game! :)

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